Monetizing

MONETIZING

H. W.  Bryce

Thanks for monetizing free services, people.

Always happy to contribute to greed and

Gouging.

Always a pleasure to help a friend

Turn on us.

Such excitement. Never a dull moment

Crashing through courtesy and respect.

Speaking of respect, I just love the

Mansion you have built. I have to respect

Your initiation and your drive.

And oh yes, profteering. Good one. How

To make a furtune in troubled time. Gotta love

That. I know, thanks to the pandemic, when

Our heads were turned. Admirable tactic.

Good play.

And I love the way you snuck in that extra

Fee, hidden away in a pseudonym. Clever

Stuff. I should have such a business tactic.

Congratulations, BTW, for pricing hundreds

Of the poorer among us from your formerly

Free services. Who needs them, anyway, right?

It’s been nice doing business with you.

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