Category Archives: Humor

The New Dresser

Posted on January 18, 2016 by admin

The New Dresser The new dresser, front view A He Said, She Said episode She said We need a new dresser He said No we don’t She said We do He said But we just bought these two see-through plastic … Continue reading →

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My Best Friend

Posted on January 15, 2016 by admin

My Best Friend She come and she go, She disappear, she reappear, She use the place like an open door, But I love her. She love to cuddle, she da boss, I miss her when she’s gone. I miss her … Continue reading →

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Deaf is as Deaf Hears

Posted on December 9, 2015 by admin

Deaf or What?  He said, She said She speaks No reply She speaks louder Repeat She shouts He jumps What? He thinks it’s an emergency She says I want to talk to you He says Well speak up then She … Continue reading →

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Time Out Please

Posted on November 25, 2015 by admin

TIME OUT GIMME A BREAK I’m tired now, oh so tired! Workin’ round the clock. It’s just like running ’round the block And never sitting down– Gimme a break! My duty calls and I must go But duty lies right … Continue reading →

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Don’t Tell

Posted on November 23, 2015 by admin

Don’t Tell It has been reported quite extensively lately that Doctors are reluctant to tell patients they have Alzheimer’s. That is, many of them simply don’t tell. Not telling leaves the patient and family stumbling from crisis to crisis, in … Continue reading →

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Cucumbers

Posted on November 20, 2015 by admin

The Way They Cut the Cucumbers   He said What’s this? Carer said Cucumber He said That’s not cucumber. That’s a mess Carer said It’s cucumber He said What have you done to it? Carer said It’s just cut up … Continue reading →

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The Iron Age

Posted on November 13, 2015 by admin

The Iron Age He Said, She Said — 8 It was the age of the iron when you still actually ironed your clothes –Does anybody do that any more? She was at great pains to find everything because she had … Continue reading →

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