Tag Archives: Humor

I Am No Friend of Dementia

Posted on July 22, 2016 by admin

  I Am No Friend of Dementia H. W. bryce I am no friend of dementia, I won’t give it a capital d, In fact I am his sworn enemy For what he’s done to my family. He has always … Continue reading →

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Harry’s Haircut

Posted on July 18, 2016 by admin

  Harry’s Haircut “What happened to you?” Mary asked in alarm. “I cut my hair.” Harry replied. “Don’t I look neat?” “Shaggy at best, like a tornado struck the farm.” “Saved you some bucks and that can’t be beat.” “But … Continue reading →

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Gran, Clocks and Time

Posted on July 11, 2016 by admin

  Gran, Clocks and Time   Gran: -What’s that? Man (her son): What’s what? -That think. There. On the wall. What’s its name? It’s a clock. It tells the time. -I don’t hear it speak No, it doesn’t speak. That … Continue reading →

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Somebody’s Taken Over My Mirror

Posted on June 27, 2016 by admin

  Somebody’s Taken Over My Mirror Hey! Somebody’s taken over my mirror! When did I start looking that old? Stop painting wrinkles on my image, I don’t look like that, I look bold; My face is firm, my smile it … Continue reading →

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Don’t Worry: Harry Doesn’t

Posted on June 17, 2016 by admin

  Don’t Worry So Much About Harry Don’t worry too much when you forget something. It’s fairly normal; we all do it. A. There’s usually a reason, an explanation: we’re busy, we’re tied up with something at the time, something … Continue reading →

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Carry On: Smile

Posted on May 9, 2016 by admin

  Carry On Carry On is a free-form (attempt at poetry). Please read to the end. Preferably in an accent like the illustration above. Well I don’t know if I can carry on Carry on, carry on, carry on… This … Continue reading →

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Crazy Lady

Posted on April 29, 2016 by admin

  Crazy Lady: to pill or not to pill The Old Lady’s Goin’ Crazy:  How she sees herself Crazy Lady Hey! The old lady’s goin’ crazy agin! Hootin’ and a hollerin’ like she’s bin in the gin, Prancin’ and a … Continue reading →

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