Go Ahead: Clog that artery

 

Go ahead and clog that artery - Capture

Clog that artery

Go Ahead

Go ahead and clog that artery,
Go ahead and block that vein.
Fatten the route that feeds the brain,
Go ahead and eat that burger,
Make it a triple stack
’Cause you’ll look good in fat.
Wash it down with a soda,
The sugar will do you good;
It’ll give you extra energy,
Just you indulge and see.
And if you’re really lucky,
You’ll meet Mr. Sugar Diabetes
Who’ll lead you to Mr. Dementia
and his pal Alzheimer Disease.
They’re such a great fun lot,
And you will like them a whole great big lot.

So if that cherry pie looks delicious,
Go ahead and dig right in.
Chase it down with a rich dark chocolate,
You can never beat that drink.
Whenever you meet temptation,
Give it a friendly wink,
Temptation’s your best friend now,
She’ll give you what you want –
And what you want, you know,
Is the very best thing for you.

Yes overeating is such a pleasure,
Be sure to get your share,
’Cause you know that the fat ones
Are the jolliest folk on earth;
Everybody loves a fat one,
Everybody is his friend,
So go ahead and clog that vein now,
It doesn’t pay to restrain,
And you know that the effort
Will never be in vain.
Three cheers for the burger,
Pass me another plate of chips;
It’s my gift to my heart now
Another good reason to smack my lips.

Go ahead - eat pizza - Capture

 

Now here’s a tale to remember:

There once was a fella from maple ridge
Who couldn’t stop himself from raiding the fridge.
The more he ate the bigger he grew,
Till one day he just popped and out his guts flew!

So go ahead and clog that artery,
Go ahead and block that vein.
Practise the art of bartery,
Make fatty bacon your main.

Six sugar lumps in your coffee,
Triple scoops of rich toffee ice cream –
It’ll give you high energy,
it’ll fill you full of pep,
Then lounge in your easy chair and dream.

Nothin’ like a solid artery
To make a fella content

It’s like playing with archery
Get struck by a bolt to get what meaning is meant

So go head, clog that artery,
Go ahead and block that vein.

CREDITS: Burger –

http://scitechconnect.elsevier.com/defense-of-us-dietary-guidelines/
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/2098419-eat-healthier-by-learning-the-language-of-cravings/
P
izza: http://itaintholywater.blogspot.ca/2016_04_01_archive.html

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Judge at 6th Rabindrinath Tagore Awards - International - English Poetry Contest Author of Ann, A Tribute, and Chasing a Butterfly, A story of love and loss to Acceptance with the poetry of Alzheimer's and poetry for everybody. Appears in anthologies in Canada, US, India, Mexico and Bolivia. Poetry in Ekphrastic Review and NWriteers International Networeworld Review. Member of Federation of BC Wrters, Royal City Literary Society, and Holy Wow Poets Canada. Member Writers International Network: Distinguished Poet, Distinguished writer.
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